Funny Easter Quotes 2016

Funny Easter {bunny} Quotes 2016 Wishes Sms Messages

When is Easter 2016 : Easter 2016 is on Good Friday on March 25, Easter Sunday March 27 
Easter Monday on March 28. Here we have collected funny Easter quotes 2016 wishes sms messages.

funny easter 2016 quotes wishes sms
I’m sure that I would betray you only for much more than 30 pieces of silver to murderous authorities. Certainly, unless we happened to be in a major economic recession.

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. - Jack Handy

I wonder if Jesus Christ can build a special look on The Walking Dead this Sunday.

Watching Jesus Christ shirtless on the cross reminds me that I need to get ready for beach season.

I wish you have a more successful Big Friday than Jesus Christ had.

Funny Easter Bunny Quotes 2016

If you believe in Easter Bunny it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi color eggs in your garden.

Easter is the single time in a year when it is safe to put all your eggs in one basket.

The Good thing: if you find Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad thing: if you find Easter eggs on Christmas.

This smell communicates that we haven’t found all the eggs from the last Easter.

Easter bunny is worthless. You need someone which would be more useful – like the Energizer bunny.

Funny Easter 2016 Wishes Sms

Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
- Garrison Keillor

I have to admit that Easter is my favorite ham-related holiday.

What a pity that the fulfillment of the Lord’s promise this time means that I’m saved while you are not.

I know some other former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford.

We should stop talking about gay marriage and remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who is having fun with 10 dudes.

For me a Jewish man rising from the dead seems less magical than finding the one I can date.

One Palm Sunday, little Johnny was sick and stayed home from church. When his brothers and sisters came home carrying palm branches, Johnny asked where the palms came from.

His father replied, When Jesus walked by, people held palm branches over his head.

funny easter 2016 wishes quotes sms
Forget the Easter bunny. I need someone that can do me some good – like the Energizer bunny.
- Melanie White

Lent was invented so Catholics could take another shot at their New Year’s resolutions.-Melanie White
My father was so cheap. For Easter we’d wear the same clothes, but he’d take us to a different church. - AJ Jamal

Easter is a time for dressing up, looking your best, and hunting for candy. It’s Halloween in reverse.
- Melanie White

Celebrating April 20 I got more hungrier than Jesus after not eating for 3 days.

Passover is a copy-paste of Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament.

The only story of bloodletting and treason I think about this weekend is Game of Thrones.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with Chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Forget love; I’d rather fall in chocolate. - Anonymous

Not only during the Easter there’s no such thing as too much candy.

It would be a miracle if Jesus Christ turned water into less expensive petrol.

The greatest success to Amanda Knox on being treated better by the Italian judicial system than Jesus Christ was.

I’m sorry to hear that the only guy who you’ve seen naked this year is Jesus on a crucifix.

It seems that Satan doesn’t even like you.

Easter 2016 quotes wishes sms
My Internet was down for 20 minutes so I can imagine how Jesus have felt before the crucifixion.

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W. Hall

Every Easter I can’t understand how the eggs and the bunnies are related.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! - Lucy Van Pelt

In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade. - Irving Berlin